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Just Tryna Keep My Balls Out The Gutter

from Coffee & Cannabis by MATLOCK

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lyrics

"Just Tryna Keep My Balls Out The Gutter"
Written and performed by MATLOCK for Fly Pig Music (ASCAP)

Verse 1.
I'll come to your town and let you kick your sickest rap
And give you 16 reasons why that shit is wack
Then look you in your face and take the biggest crap
Right inside your stupid fuckin fitted cap and give it back
You want to build but never banged a hammer
You're runnin' from work like you're evading capture
Look at your new LP, I can't contain my laughter
(Ha ha! Is THIS the crap you paid to master?)
Make your favorite rapper my little bitch
Treat him with hatred, malice, and wickedness
Send him out for a weed run, and get me some of them chicken strips
And one more thing pussy (what?) get some dips!
To the tick tock of the metronome
I scribble out these heaters 'til all the ink in the pen is gone
Somebody get Deluge on the telephone
Tell him I'm gonna beat that ass, (And once again it's on)

Hook:
(Hey Matlock how you been muhfucka?)
Oh you know man, just trying to keep my balls out the gutter
Eat food, live free like a birdy, burn bud
And keep the bedposts rockin' all night (alright)

Verse 2.
You ain't knowing about these dues I paid
How to get that pro sound out of a Super 8
Corny kids from up in Skokie trying to dupe my tape
Man if Matt was still alive he'd punch you in your stupid face!
But I been dead a couple years now
Wanna bring me back to the big show? Here's how
Put my CD in a ring of fire and real loud
Sing every word from "Stayin' Alive" and I'll appear POW!
Like a rattlesnake I'll shed my skin
Show up at the local open mic night and begin again
Set it on the best emcee, rip that fucker limb from limb
Push up on your womenfriend and dog 'em out like Rin Tin Tin!
(Woof!) Exactly
Call me Lil' Bigfoot , Matty Ice if you're nasty
Lightning in a bottle, bright sunny day in a baggie
Mr. throw a party greater than Gatsby, dat me!

(Hook)

Verse 3.
I heard your record man that shit's weak
You need to do some soul searching, dig deep
Go home and rub your baby-mama's big feet
You should put the music down and drink bleach (preach!)
Ayo somebody gotta spank these kids
(Fuck Matlock, I don't know who he think he is)
I'm the one that'll run up in your vocal booth and take a piss
Tug on Superman's cape and cross out a Banksy bitch
Dick, prick, yeah I'm all those
You forgot asshole, and motherfucker also
Yo, I hope you get kicked in the balls Joe
I hope ya' bump into your dresser with your small toe!
Yo I almost forgot, your dame's a thot
She's fellate a football team for a bag of flamin hots
Maybe you're nice as me on this mic or maybe not
Maybe fuck yourself, peace out y'all, thanks a lot!

(Hook)

credits

from Coffee & Cannabis, released April 20, 2022
Written and performed by MATLOCK for Fly Pig Music (ASCAP)
Produced by Panama Beats. Cuts by Improv the Supervillain.

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Matlock is an upper echelon lyricist, gifted songwriter and underground hip-hop luminary. He has spent more than twenty years making timeless material for his devoted fan base which has grown into what is now a worldwide cult following. His larger than life persona and independent hustle has gained him legendary status, and millions of plays without a major record label. ... more

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